Where in the world is Muffie Faith?

So I am wondering how I am going to tell you all about this but not tell you where I am. So expect a few curve balls and most of this is the truth?
Nicholas is driving and doing a damn good job I might say. It is hot and raining…wish I had brought my boots.
The mountains are beautiful…does anyone speak french?
Side of the highway lunch, “yum, yum” and we are off!